Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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All's fair, as they say...Point out to her that her shit still stinks.
Tell her lovingly that you would preffer to chauffer her around (no handbrakies tho).
With a bit of 1st had exp. with the bed stuff - my tongue used to ache just so she could get her rocks off and then I'd get "Are you done yet?" - I just ended up seeing it as a nice quick wet, warm wank. I suggest you do the same and maybe buy her a toy to help you visually get in the mood ;-)
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