South Goa. Several years ago.
Staggering home drunk in a blackout I walked into probably a water buffalo. It was proper dark: can't see my feet dark.

so I pretty much bounced off him and fell off the side of the road into a sludgy field.
Staggered back up to the apartment stinking and was laughed at by my flatmate who'd done the same thing 10 minutes ago.

We both got in the shower together and got 'washed' by a couple of scandi birds.

Some of the above is true.
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:03, 3 replies)

Was it the showering with your mate while drunk bit?
The walk, water Buffalo, Scandi birds and South Goa were all made up.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:07, closed)

All true
apart from the stuff that's not
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:12, closed)

I am going to use the phrase "Scandi birds"
several times a day for the rest of my life. I cannot thank you enough.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:53, closed)