Was out walking the dog the other day..
...when the landowner appeared and started yelling 'GET ORF MOI LAND! DON'T YEW KNOW TH'END O' THE WORLD'S A'COMIN'?'
I wasn't even on his land, I was using the footpath.
That Farmer Geddon is a utter cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:28, 5 replies)

I hear he's got a tractor
that can turn into a field.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:20, closed)

...and then I opened my eyes and there was a cup of tea there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:34, closed)

I bet you had the last laugh.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:37, closed)

Sadly not, I'd just read Apeloverage's book.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:17, closed)

That was your first mistake.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:39, closed)