Why is Gonz such a sleazy pervert?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:31, 4 replies)

is this because he's doin' you ex-missus up the wrong'un
or is it something else I've missed?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:39, closed)

Gonz is a perfectly charming young man, who'll be a smashing new dad for your little 'un.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:45, closed)

Gonz is probably the most honourable, chivalrous bloke ever.
Even when he's actively trying to be a misogynist it comes off as endearing because you know he doesn't mean a word of it. If I had a sister I'd totally hook him up.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:13, closed)

What the fuck is WRONG with you?
Do you think that picking on The LOVELY Gonzy makes you look 'cool' or 'hard' or 'edgy'?
Because it doesn't.
It just makes you look like some sort of prick.
Are you some sort of prick?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:41, closed)