Feel around just below the hair-line at the back of your head
You should be able to locate a small toggle switch. The switch often gets knocked onto the "off" position, disabling all higher brain functions. Simply flip the switch, and you should notice an immediate improvement.

This is a known design fault. It is clear that approximately 80% of the population has accidentally turned off their brains in this way. The proof is clear: there's no other explanation for the fact that "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" actually has an audience.

*click*
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)