At my primary school there was was this mystery bush on the school field which baffled us kids for years.
It was made doubly intriguing in the autumn when it would sprout a load of red berries which we were warned not eat but no-one ever told us what it was.

Anyway, one day the school bully pushed Owen Rudge into it and the poor sod ended up covered in hundreds of tiny scratches and cuts from the thorns in the bush.

A week later a sign went up warning us not to play near the bush and the mystery was solved.
The sign said 'ATTENTION, HAWS'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:48, 2 replies)

Not to call attention to myself or anything,
but I like this.
( .Yeti., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:56, closed)

Ha ha ha ha ha
Shut up
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:19, closed)