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Because it's all me, me, me... Apart from posting awful lies on Question of the Week, what ridiculous things have you or others done to grab the limelight?

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(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:29)
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(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Drumming up business
It was a slow morning in Las Vegas; about 3 a.m. A group of bored prostitutes huddled on the casino steps. Suddenly, they took action. They lined both sides of an automated walkway and started spanking the men on the walkway as they trundled by - literally drumming up new business. The spectacle lasted 30 seconds, then they abruptly dispersed.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I don't have anything to write about this qotw, so I don't care about this qotw
I think we are all in danger of forgetting about the most important thing here, which is of course, me.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:27, 1 reply)
I was shooting ASCII ART all over usenet years before there was a fucking interweb

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▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ................... and yer mom ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:59, 4 replies)
I used to be a Sergeant Major in the British Army, Prostitutes Division
I used to enjoy giving those girls a good drilling. I was particularly fond of making them stand very still with their arms by their sides.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Long story short..
..I pissed in my own mouth and told the internet about it.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:08, 1 reply)
Regardez mon chapeau de fantaisie.
Regardez-moi. Très prétentieux pas?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:47, 7 replies)
A mate invited me to some party thing he was having
His girlfriend was wearing this huge white dress and moaning at me for being drunk and ruining her 'special' day.

I just said "You don't own Saturday, petal. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the party."
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:16, 3 replies)
I have a victim complex

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:03, 3 replies)
I was approached by a prostitute.
"Hello ducky, looking for a good time?"

"No thank you" I replied sternly.

This happened every evening for a week and three days. I shunned her 10 times. She was.....
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:46, 17 replies)
I like to impress ten year old girls by driving them very fast in my Honda Accord M3 Impreza.
Cops cannot do shit to me because I have an iPhone. There's more but to cut a long story short
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:35, 4 replies)
The flood twat.
You know the one. The one who keeps a kayak in his garage, not because he actually likes canoeing or even ever actually goes canoeing on rivers, lakes or the sea, but for when it floods, which, given that he lives in Shrewsbury/Tewkesbury/insert regularly-flooded town here, it will.

And then he can canoe down the street between the half-submerged cars, and get on the local news, or if it's a slow week, News at Ten.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:30, 8 replies)
2100 hours: I take off from a small local airfield, heading west with good cloud cover.
2200 hours: I distance myself from the aircraft's vertical rotation.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:45, 1 reply)

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:45, 6 replies)
I see your promiscuous student and raise you the woman who enjoyed being raped by a dolphin
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Her parents must be so proud
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:53, 18 replies)
I used to have a ridiculous haircut,
then complained when little kids would stare at me.

I'd like to pass this off as me being an idiot teenager, but I was 19/20, so I should have known better by that point.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:55, 2 replies)
I source a significant amount of my income by telling gossip magazines about my sex life.
However, I'm a very private person, and very cross that my 'phone got hacked.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, 4 replies)
I used to ride a unicycle. In the vain glorious hope that a regional news program may pick up
the fabulous story, that or Why don't you. Made the local papers, but anyone can make the local papers.

I had hoped to make this more strikethrough worthy.

Hard shaft, buttocks, one wheeled monster etc.

In my teenage years, Sigue Sigue Sputnik had a very bad influence on my hair and small Northern towns can be cruel.

Other than that, if I wear a business suit everyone seems to think that I am in charge.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:41, 1 reply)

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:28, 2 replies)
something about making a prostitute do military drill and square bashing
followed by Stand At Ease.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Hi, I'm Kate McCann

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:09, Reply)

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 7:52, 3 replies)
Wheelchair in the crosswalk
The light turned green and the old lady in the wheelchair started rolling across the street. A turning vehicle started accelerating towards her. It was clear the driver didn't see her, and she was about to be bowled over. The old lady started screaming and cursing at klaxon volume. The driver finally noticed her and came to an embarrassed stop.

Yeah, that old lady was some diva....
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 6:53, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Sob Athome.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 6:08, Reply)
Your mum lol

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 0:48, Reply)
Went to a small-town dance once
There was a group of people standing in a tight circle, staring down at a couple having sex on the floor: him sitting cross-legged, her on top. They both had immense floppy cowboy hats on to shield their identities. Bitter disappointment spread among those who missed it all by not going to the dance.

I like small town dances.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 0:08, Reply)

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