Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Sea SicknessMy mate asked me to call her in sick to her numpty bar job.
I rang and said she had an inner ear problem and as a result had lost her balance and kept falling over.
They didn't believe me and she got sacked, but we got to keep the waistcoat she was supposed to give back
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 12:19, Reply)
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