Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Honesty the best policiyWent to a party a few years ago that ended up in a pill induced 17 hour slumber in a room full of people. Come the morning and my friend decides he won't be going to work so he phones his boss at 8:00 and brazenly announces: "I aint coming to work today coa I'm on the piss. Say hello to my boss everyone" at which a room full of people carouse 'hello' and he hangs up. Didn't get the sack because his boss just found it funny and admired his honesty.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 14:10, Reply)
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