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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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my work was a bit of a drudge - data entry drone and the like. my boss was sound however, and when id call saying 'i have the shits' she was always understanding that the job was fcukawful tedious.

after i had made the call one morning, i dredged myself from bed to source some cereal. i found my four other housemates already making tea and toast in the kitchen.

we had all made the call independently - and to celebrate this good fortune we had a great day drinking absinthe and smoking copius amounts of skunk.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 14:18, Reply)

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