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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Sick at work
I wasn't one for taking days off sick even if I was feeling a little off colour. One day, going in feeling a bit under the weather I had to be in a particularly boring architecture meeting where I knew I wouldn't need to give input for some time. I turned up at the room 5 minutes late and took a a spot close to the door. My stomach decided to start grumbling and I started to feel a bit queezy after only a short time; a couple of those burps-where-you-get-sick-in-the-mouth and I figured I'd have to leave the room shortly... but then out of the haze of the meeting going on around me, I noticed everyone looking at me - I'd not been paying attention and had been asked a question - in shock I started to ask what had been asked only to blurt projectile vomit over the meeting table as I opened my mouth to speak. Quickly getting up I raced for the toilets leaving a snails-trail of puke behind me. Somehow I managed not to hit anyone else but my shirt and trousers were covered. I was forced to take the rest of the day off and never had any issues taking 'sickies' after that... :)
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 1:02, Reply)

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