Awesome teachersTeachers have been getting a right kicking recently and it's not fair. So, let's hear it for the teachers who've inspired you, made you laugh, or helped you to make massive explosions in the chemistry lab. (Thanks to Godwin's Lawyer for the suggestion)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:18)
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We had a few (names changed slightly)Whiskey Williams - Legend of a teacher, although nobody really knows why besides the fact he was often drunk, or seemed drunk. I think this was good enough for the pupils.
Jesus and Mr Woodwork (I forget his name) - Jesus, well... had long hair and a beard and drove a motorbike and was a woodwork assistant, thus was automatically named Jesus. And Mr woodwork was obviously the woodwork teacher (who was quite violent and often threw hammers and mallets at people and fought with the biggest kids during rugby matches) - They BOTH lost a thumb in the same week on the same circular saw.
Our Chemistry teacher looked a bit like a monk, and would quite often repeat the potassium experiment for everyone, chucking lumps of it into water, just to amuse us.
Oh and Mr Dickensworth looked like Ned Flanders, which seemed to pacify everyone.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:03, 1 reply)
Strange comedy mathsteacher losing a thumb = not funny
two teachers losing their thumbs = not funny
two teachers losing their thumbs on the same saw in the same week = bizarrely funny
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:34, closed)
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