My wife did her teacher training at my old secondary school.
Turns out my form tutor, and art teacher, spent their free periods drinking wine and smoking, just out of sight of the pupils (no smoking in the staff room!), whilst preparing shag lists of the fittest female pupils (was an all boys school when I went) - class acts, the pair of them.

One of the governors at said secondary, had been Deputy Head at my grammar school ("women are well put together. If your lucky, you can put your arm around one and have somewhere to rest your hand"). Despite only having taught me for one semester, many years previous, he still remembered me, then asked to be introduced to my wife, despite having met her on a number of recent occassions, what with her working at the school.

Honourable mention for my better half, too, who swiftly found that no boy will answer back or attempt to push past you if your tits just so happen to be the same height as their head. Given that you pretty much can't lay a hand on kids now, this comes in very handy. Probably doesn't work if you're just a fat man, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)