Art History Professor
A few years ago I had a really interesting art history professor. This guy is very intelligent, witty, and has an unusual style of wardrobe. He's got piercings, tattoos of just about every mythological creature out there,and waist length hair with beads of all sorts. The year I took his class of ancient art history I was having a hard time in life as my dog and stepgrandpa died a month apart. This professor was ( and is) a comedienne, talking about the cocks and pussies of ancient Greek statuary, showing us the seedier side of caveman art ( a cave drawing of what appears to be a saber tooth cat humping a caveman), and just making a usually boring subject a lot of fun. It was shocking the first week listening to this short little Greek guy (which looked like a cross between Jack Sparrow and Boy George) go on about gay porn art on Greek vases, but we eventually enjoyed his lectures. Also he indirectly made my grandmother laugh when I told her something he said, and here I hadn't seen her laugh since my step grandfather had gotten ill six months before he died. On top of this I friended him on FB as I enjoy his wild photography which sometimes stars himself in his wild outfits as he travels the world studying unusual artwork.
(FoxqueenUSA, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:40, 5 replies)

Stream of consciousness?
(Until I re-read it) I honestly thought you were going on about Indiana Jones...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:47, closed)

Telling the Truth!
I live here in the U.S.-or what over in the U.K. call "The States"- and this guy is a real professor here in California by the name Dr.Koudounaris. He's got a PHD from UCLA in art history, and right now he's finding fodder for his book about funerary arts.
(FoxqueenUSA, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 2:06, closed)

And then you lezzed up, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 8:30, closed)

I was waiting
For the pun
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:00, closed)

rock paper scissors lizard spock lesbian pun

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:29, closed)