GO, GO, WHY WON'T YOU GO!!!!
I used to babysit for a family friend once a week to supplement my pocket money. It was easy enough, the sprog went to bed at about 7:30 and I spent the rest of the evening watching telly and eating all the crisps I could lay my hands on.
One evening however I laid a cable in their bog that regardless of the number of flushes, or the amount of bog roll thrown at it, just wouldn't go. I was panicking by the 4th flush and needed to find some way to make it more manageable for the U bend. No way I was getting my hand down there so I resorted to chopping it up with a kitchen utensil. Thankfully it flushed and my only problem was then cleaning said utensil. After pouring boiling water over it twice and wiping off the evidence with kitchen roll it no looked or smelled any different than normal so I replaced it and pretended nothing out of the ordinary occurred whilst I was left in charge of their child/house.
Other story to follow.
(TitanLX, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:39, 1 reply)

See, most people would want to throw that utensil out,
but it was almost certainly cleaner & more hygienic after you finished with it than when you picked it up.
( wangmaster2000, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:33, closed)