I used to babysit for two kids
Their mother was a rather attractive young woman and I was always happy to babysit for her. I wish I could go on to say she paid me in sexual favours but I can't. The truth however isn't far off.

She was a broke single mum. She would go out for the night, meet a guy and basically say to him "I'll take you back to mine and fuck you if you buy my drinks and pay my babysitter." She made no secret of this to me and always made sure they paid me well over the odd's. Of course that makes her a prostitute but hey ho I was 15 years old with £40 a week in my pocket. She always left me few cans of beer in the fridge too.
( Peej, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:04, 5 replies)

I am doing the maths
and I think that makes you her pimp.
(salvadorevincent, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:27, closed)

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:09, closed)

Actually
I think this is more a bludger - which according to - www.anu.edu.au/andc/ozwords/December%202001/Bludger.html - is

"a thug who lived off the earnings of a prostitute"
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:10, closed)

quite sad
really
( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:29, closed)

You probably could have got 80
if you agreed to be part of a spit roast.


At least she got out once a week I guess.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:03, closed)