No
It's because you had a tidy girlfriend. That is not permitted in these parts. She had to be a fat, myopic, ginger munter for this story to be accepted as true.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:28, 1 reply)

Excellent
That helps me a lot actually, she was very nice, did have large breasts and was very lovely but she did have hairy nipples which was offputting. Seemed like an irrelevant fact at the time, but I wish I'd included it now.
(stewiegriffin, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, closed)

Happy to help.
It's a jungle out there.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:42, closed)

i went out with a girl who had hairy nipples once
Couldn't put up with it for too long...
(Kip, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:47, closed)

Wait...
.... so they are not all hairy then?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:40, closed)

from my experience
2.64% of girls have them.
(Kip, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:45, closed)

Nipples?

(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:30, closed)

hairy ones...

(Kip, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:07, closed)

And most of the rest pluck
See those extra bumps on the areolae that aren't nipples? Follicles, boys.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:14, closed)

sorry
*hangs head.
(Kip, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:50, closed)