Mark the lovefail and my narrow escape at being branded a nonce.
After a night on the lash at the tender age of 18. A mate convinced me to join him round some scummy council house lived in by some bird he'd just pulled. Her boyfriend was currently in prison so the coast was clear.

When we arrived the babysitter was there and I was left with her whilst my mate went up for some hot loving. He'd actually convinced me to sleep on the sofa as he was probably going to be busy all night. In my addled state I agreed but beforehand thought I'd have a go on the babysitter and started putting on my charms.

No more than 5 minutes later and my mate came jogging down stairs and announced we were leaving followed by a very irate looking conquest.

"An you can fack off an'all, sheez only facking 14." She blarts out at me, motioning to the target of my drunken advances.

As we headed back to my mates house I had to ask what the hell happened and why he wasn't balls deep in this council bird.

"When I got into bed with her I just told her,'Teach me.' and she kicked me out of bed right there.

Turns out old Mark still had his cherry and chose some council scrote who clearly just wanted a good seeing to to relieve him of it.

Think we both got off lightly there.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)