Teh Winslet
- fantastic norkage
- chilled out Leo DeCaprio on the set of Titanic by giving him a full-frontal foof flash to prepare him for their nude scene
- gets her kit off at seemingly every possible opportunity
- has an irresistible 'girl next door' sexiness
- is therefore almost certainly feelthy beyond belief in the sack
- I have to go lie down now.
( .Yeti., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:17, 1 reply)

She doesn't read this, and she's not going to go out with you.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:08, closed)

Yes.
I know this. Nonetheless (and indeed nuntheless, having seen her dressed as a nun), I defend my internet right to salivate over her gorgeous curves and say how much I'd like to see her spreadeagled on my king-sized bed with my tongue spelling out what I dream of doing to her, while I'm actually doing it.

Or, to employ internet parlance, *fap*.
( .Yeti., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:16, closed)

I am consigned to the fact that this is true
Still....through her 2nd marrige now. Probably better to keep her in the wank bank.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:29, closed)