I did a fair bit of babysitting when i was 16
In my mid twenties I was working in a drop in centre for unemployed people.
One day a lad of about 18 came in and seemed to take a bit of a shine to me, much to the amusement of my workmates
Keeping everything professional and him at arms length didnt stop the ribald comments in the office and leg pulling about me attracting a toyboy.
At closing time he asked if he could take me out, I very politely declined.
Lip quivering and he asked me "Dont you remember me?"
And then informed me I used to babysit him 10 yrs back

Christ on a bike!

I didnt hear the end of that one for months
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 1:58, 2 replies)

I met a boytoy in a nightclub
When I was out with my best girlfriends. Cute boytoy rushes over to chat and asks if I remember him, Jack? I wrack my brain and he says, Jack, Jack, Jr? Your mum used to babysit me?

Oh, facepalm, THAT Jack-- wait, You're old enough to drink in a bar? You are? Are you REALLY Jack? Prove it, I want to see your birthmark! He dutifully pulled up his shirt and showed me the mark in question.

Oh, I felt old. He was only a few years younger than me, but my drinking was over for the night.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:14, closed)

Surely "Your mum used to babysit me"
Is a whole different ballpark to "you used to babysit me"...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:46, closed)