More reasons (if any more were needed) not to let me look after your kids.
Me: ...so when you go walking in the woods, you'll see lots of big stones and sometimes when you look under them you'll find a baby which you can keep and take home with you. And that's where babies come from.

Small child: So people who have more babies look under a lot of stones?

Me: Well, some people have more time than others to go up to the woods and look. We call them 'scroungers', because they spend their time scrounging around under stones in the woods rather than going to work.

Small child: So did mummy find me under a stone?

Me: Well, let's just say that your mummy has been into the woods with a lot of boys and leave it at that.
(davywavy, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:47, 3 replies)

Sounds like proper child-rearing, that does.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:59, closed)

Genius
Lies were invented so we could wind up small children.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:00, closed)

There's a big difference between winding up the kids
and defaming the parents.
My son knows he arrived in the world when his mother's belly was sliced open - true enough, and awesome enough to not invite any follow up questions.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:00, closed)