shameless
EDIT: i do have a 'got caught shagging my girlfriend while she was babysitting' type story but to be honest i just want to see my birthday candle for the first time EVA.

i hope the edit makes that all clear now, otherwise this is becoming quite complicated.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:50, 10 replies)

woo hoo!

*realises life hasn't turned out quite as hoped* : (
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:52, closed)

The babysitter caught you at it with your girlfriend?
0_o

(Happy B3ta Day, Mr Spimf!)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:53, closed)

bugger now i'll have to clarify
hold on...
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:54, closed)

Your girlfriend caught you at it with your babysitter?
o_0

I'm holding... be swift, it's giving me pins and needles...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:57, closed)

right that should be clear now

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:59, closed)

Now I look like a nutter... :-(
So no change there then.

Ah, go on, post the story.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:01, closed)

Ah, go on.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:15, closed)

You're on fucking fire!

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:56, closed)

Bollocks!
Mine was four days ago and I missed it. Again...

(5 years, 0 months and 4 days).

:-(

Happy Candle Day Spimf!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:16, closed)

I really hope this makes the popular page
It won't make a blind bit of sense on Thursday

*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:48, closed)

Happy candle day
but don't call me Eva
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:04, closed)

EVA?
You're doing a space walk?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:47, closed)