I always
see teh Scots as a little more easy going than the Welsh and the Irish, when it comes to hating the English (unless you're caught in the wrong area) but this reminds me of a story an ex colleague told me about a trip to Ireland. He was there in a pub in southern Ireland and was accosted by three massive blokes who declared that they hated the English and he should leave, his response was,

"So do I, that's why I’m here".

Apparently the whole pub erupted in hysterics and brought him drinks for the rest of the night. I have remembered this line for emergencies, although, at least I’m not American may work equally as well here. My basis for this joke is their mid-term elections
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:47, 1 reply)

Ah, but
we're not talking about The Scots, we're talking about one dubiously-Scottish moron. My brother has made me very suspicious of ever saying anything about 'The (Nationality)'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:08, closed)

ALL
Generalisations are dangerous. Including this one.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:18, closed)

I'm not.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:54, closed)

You're merely a colonelisation, though.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:13, closed)

Call
him a plastic Jock, although it may be good to leave it, so at least he feels as though he has an idendity...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:32, closed)