This one time my girlfriend was babysitting her parent's friends' kid
And she invited me 'round once the kid had gone to bed, and she and I shagged.

TRUE.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:32, 14 replies)

I bet she was a supermodel
And you did MASSIVE drugs with her before driving off in your Honda Accord

Fuck me, this really is a tired old meme isn't it?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:39, closed)

Fuck meme?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, closed)

^^ Heh

( snee held his breath since, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:45, closed)

I've got that video

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:22, closed)

click for apostrophe pedantry
specifically 'round, as a contraction of around...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:23, closed)

^ This
Nicely spotted.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:39, closed)

However...
The title should surely be "parents' friend's kid"?
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:43, closed)

Actually no.
Only one of her parents was alive.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:53, closed)

Fair cop
Was it one friend that had a child, or was it a couple?
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:57, closed)

A couple.
Hence the use of the second apostrophe.

*returns*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:59, closed)

In that case
I withdraw my objection. Congratulations, sir, you win!
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:03, closed)

Hurrah!
*runs around internets with jumper over head*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:14, closed)

Added bonus:
We've bumped your replies up to 13 (including this message), which makes it look like it's a wicked story and everyone will read it! YAY!

Plus also: I clicked your reply above, because I like it.

Plus plus also: I should have put these edits in further replies to further bump up the reply counter and increase your QOTW cool factor... Oh well!

Plus plus plus also: I sound like a cock, so I shall stop.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:16, closed)

Thankyou for stopping. My cock was going raw.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:16, closed)