Bad DatesTell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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She was working as a waitress in a cocktail barso I fucked her up the arse.
True story.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:55,
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"Urgh, no."
"Well, m'dear, it *is* a cocktail bar. If you had a tail, and that tail was my cock, how might that go?"
"I am vanquished by your logic. Out by the bins, five minutes."
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:22,
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