Nothing like efficiency
Few years back having done the divorce thing I was back on the dating scene. After a few false starts I met a lady online and we were quite chatty so arranged a lunch date on Sunday.

We met up at a local cafe in a park, went for a walk and chatted a bit then decided to hop in her car to go a local pub for lunch.

All was ok if perhaps a little neutral and conversation laboured at times.... perhaps to her bearing little or no resemblance to her profile picture taken years before but that just seems to be something girls do on dating sites???

Anyway, lunch over she drops me off back at my car, we say goodbye and she drives off. I'm getting my car keys out of my pocket when my phone beeps with a text message.

"Thanks for lunch but I don't think there is any attraction between us so we'll leave it there."

Somehow she'd managed to write and send that txt, while driving a car, in the 15 seconds it had taken me to wave goodbye and get my car keys out of my pocket!

Was a bit of a relief really as I was mentally wording something similar.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:39, 1 reply)

Sorry to break it to you,
but she wrote it earlier. Remember when she excused herself from the table for some perfectly valid reason? Your fate was sealed then. From that point she was just being polite.
(filthytruck, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 7:12, closed)