Bad DatesTell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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I went back to a girl's house and she dragged me upstairs immediately. I was shagging her from behind when I noticed a head go past the window.
"I've just seen someone go past the window" I told her.
"Well it can't be my husband, he's playing basketball all afternoon"
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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