No, I do not believe that!
You all love my stories.

Length isn't important. Each story is as long as it needs to be. The next one might be shorter; it might be even longer. Depends on the subject, and whether or not I have life experiences to match (I usually do).

Posting on here is one of the few pleasures of being trapped on your miserable little planet!

You all LOVE my stories. You ALL love my stories. You all love MY stories.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:21, 3 replies)

I genuinely liked the facilities support unit one.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:41, closed)

Sincere
thanks :)
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:46, closed)

There
You have a reader. Take good care of him.
( .Yeti., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:05, closed)

Soz everyone
feeling a bit hormonal, think a regeneration is due.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, closed)

I love them.
Your fans want longer please. :)
(searlichek, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:32, closed)

Aw thanks
That more than makes up for all the miserable cunts around here.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:54, closed)