Bad DatesTell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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She had a strange scentThe perfume was simultaneously attractive and repellent. Sort of floral decay, like an aged bouquet gone bad on a hot tropical night. Eventually traced it to tooth decay.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 6:36, 1 reply)
She only needed a white for a snooker set(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:59, closed)
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