Pretty boring
My mate and I went on a double-date with two girls.

They were both really fit. They were also incredibly boring - had either of them expressed any characteristics, I'm sure it would have been that they were prissy, spoilt princesses, but getting anything beyond a tight smile and a "Thanks" for the drinks we bought them was proving nigh on impossible.

"I've just bought the latest XXXXX album - you into music?"

"Not really."

"Er ... OK - but what about movie music? Or, indeed, movies?"

"Don't really watch anything."

"Do you, er ... read?"

"Reading's boring."

They were quite impressively dull. But they did both look very nice.

Eventually, after the pair of us trying to make conversation for half an hour, and getting nowhere, as I trimmed my cigarette ash on the edge of the ashtray, and said to my friend idly, indicating the pile, "Hey man - that reminds me of your mum" an immediate look of shock rendered on their faces, and one said "That's absolutely SICK!" and they grabbed their coats and bags and stormed out, leaving me and my mate to have a great evening drinking.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:11, 1 reply)

Excellent
Although I'm probably obliged to say "terrible bullying of vapid duckfaced bimbos with pneumatic norks" in the interests of objectivity.
( .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:29, closed)