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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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A jack?
Was it pneumatic?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:03, 1 reply)
She was actually quite tender with it
which was somehow considerably more disturbing than if she'd just rammed the thing in like an angry stoat chasing a rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:06, closed)
So this was more like a leering, seductive stoat?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:14, closed)
Yes.
If stoats are translucent and penis-shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:14, closed)

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