Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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Spoiling your date's date
A few years back I'd just recently split up from my girlfriend of 5 years and wasn't feeling all that grand.
Every night was spent in the pub spending all the money I had managed to earn that day.
This isn't the best time to meet a girl (let alone one that will turn into your future ex-wife)but there it is, it happened.
Blurry eyes met across the crowded pub, shots were bought and drunk, she was invited back to mine for a smoke. When we got back she announced that she didn't smoke but wanted to come back anyway.
The night quickly descended into sexy time (even more speedily than I would have thought as she was going commando).
After this, numbers were exchanged and like any cripplingly shy bloke I couldn't pick up the courage to call her.
A few days later, I bumped into her in my local and proceed to apologise for my lack of communication after the night we had spent together. It wasn't that I didn't want to see her again, I was just nervous, how about we meet up?
She went a little quiet, turned around and introduced me to her date for that night, her boyfriend of the best part of a year.
I think I truly fucked that date up.
Within a month I'd moved in with her, a couple of years later we were married and less than 2 years after that we got divorced. Should have realised what kind of girl she was when I ballsed up that poor guy's date.
( , Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:21, 3 replies)
A few years back I'd just recently split up from my girlfriend of 5 years and wasn't feeling all that grand.
Every night was spent in the pub spending all the money I had managed to earn that day.
This isn't the best time to meet a girl (let alone one that will turn into your future ex-wife)but there it is, it happened.
Blurry eyes met across the crowded pub, shots were bought and drunk, she was invited back to mine for a smoke. When we got back she announced that she didn't smoke but wanted to come back anyway.
The night quickly descended into sexy time (even more speedily than I would have thought as she was going commando).
After this, numbers were exchanged and like any cripplingly shy bloke I couldn't pick up the courage to call her.
A few days later, I bumped into her in my local and proceed to apologise for my lack of communication after the night we had spent together. It wasn't that I didn't want to see her again, I was just nervous, how about we meet up?
She went a little quiet, turned around and introduced me to her date for that night, her boyfriend of the best part of a year.
I think I truly fucked that date up.
Within a month I'd moved in with her, a couple of years later we were married and less than 2 years after that we got divorced. Should have realised what kind of girl she was when I ballsed up that poor guy's date.
( , Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:21, 3 replies)
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