Bad DatesTell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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If it's a legalcontract there has to be consideration.
You have to give her something in return for letting you fuck her.
I find £20 usually works, er, I mean a friend of mine said that.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:10, 1 reply)
What a splendid idea!"Would you have sex with me for £1,000,000?"
"Sure!"
"In that case, will you have sex with me for £5?"
"No! What kind of girl do you think I am?!"
"Well we've established that, my dear - now we're just negotiating a price."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:18,
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