Told this one before...
When I was young, keen and 17, I had a running joke with a not-very-famous band whereby I'd take my bra off during their gig and throw it at them. I can't throw very well, so I'd go down the front and lean on the barrier.
One particular time, I'd gone through this whole process, I was resting my spaniels' ears on the barrier, and someone decided to stage dive. In front of me. Trapping my left nipple between his boot and the barrier.
I never threw my bra again.
(and now for someone completely different, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:10, 3 replies)

I flinched reading this.
I think it should win.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:12, closed)

This is a clear winner.
Close the polls.

The rest of the week is just going to be emvee becoming a more and more ridiculous parody of himself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:14, closed)

Owwwww...
...wwwwwch.
( Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:19, closed)