Bad gigs
Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
I saw Black Grape during one of Shaun Ryder's higher moments.
He started the gig facing the wings and singing into a disconnected microphone. When his carers herded him to the front he promptly did a slapstick mic-into-forehead manoeuvre and knocked off his sunglasses revealing eyes like a pair of blistered arseholes. Then sang the words to the wrong song.
It was fucking brilliant. What was the question again?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 19:34,
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dunno, but
happy candleday Dr Bombastic (meester fantastic).
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:54,
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I saw Black Grape.
I was convinced throughout the show that Shaun was telling everyone in a code to kill people that were having glow sticks waved over their head. Seeing as a girl behind me was waving round some glow sticks, I was shitting it throughout the set.
Not one of my finest moments.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:08,
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Ha ha ha ha ha -
that had me travelling back in time.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:32,
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double candles - in that case yes, we can have a shag.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:33,
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Hot dawg!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:51,
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Prefer the Split Tree but I am amenable to your suggestions.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:53,
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"eyes like a pair of blistered arseholes"
click
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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