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Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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I saw Black Grape during one of Shaun Ryder's higher moments.
He started the gig facing the wings and singing into a disconnected microphone. When his carers herded him to the front he promptly did a slapstick mic-into-forehead manoeuvre and knocked off his sunglasses revealing eyes like a pair of blistered arseholes. Then sang the words to the wrong song.

It was fucking brilliant. What was the question again?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 19:34, 7 replies)
dunno, but
happy candleday Dr Bombastic (meester fantastic).
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:54, closed)
I saw Black Grape.
I was convinced throughout the show that Shaun was telling everyone in a code to kill people that were having glow sticks waved over their head. Seeing as a girl behind me was waving round some glow sticks, I was shitting it throughout the set.

Not one of my finest moments.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:08, closed)
Ha ha ha ha ha -
that had me travelling back in time.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:32, closed)
double candles - in that case yes, we can have a shag.

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:33, closed)
Hot dawg!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:51, closed)
Prefer the Split Tree but I am amenable to your suggestions.

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:53, closed)
"eyes like a pair of blistered arseholes"
click
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25, closed)

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