Went to see New Model Army in Wolverhampton.
They were good. But my girlfriend broke up with me halfway through Here Comes The War. Which made the rest of the evening a bit depressing.
(magictorch, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:09, 7 replies)

Did you tell her
"Beethoven he was a deaf man, and Jesus Christ was a jew, but of all the little twists of irony, my favourite one is you"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, closed)

no
i told her i was very sorry for sleeping with her friend.
(magictorch, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, closed)

And were you?
Or did you actually mean "I'm sorry you found out about me sleeping with your friend"? Or "I wish you'd join me and your friend in a threesome"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:26, closed)

ah, showing or even feeling the need to feign regret is a sign of weakness, women can't stand that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:06, closed)

if im being true to myself,
i *was* sorry for sleeping with her friend.
Because my new ex had driven us to wolverhampton and my inability to keep little magictorch under wraps made for a very uncomfortable journey back to Burton.

and the being found thing, obvs.
(magictorch, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:42, closed)

Doesn't matter....
Had NMA!

:)
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:31, closed)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY JANET!
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 7:54, closed)