Did you tell her
"Beethoven he was a deaf man, and Jesus Christ was a jew, but of all the little twists of irony, my favourite one is you"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, 1 reply)

no
i told her i was very sorry for sleeping with her friend.
(magictorch, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, closed)

And were you?
Or did you actually mean "I'm sorry you found out about me sleeping with your friend"? Or "I wish you'd join me and your friend in a threesome"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:26, closed)

ah, showing or even feeling the need to feign regret is a sign of weakness, women can't stand that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:06, closed)

if im being true to myself,
i *was* sorry for sleeping with her friend.
Because my new ex had driven us to wolverhampton and my inability to keep little magictorch under wraps made for a very uncomfortable journey back to Burton.

and the being found thing, obvs.
(magictorch, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:42, closed)