BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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There's no other organisation as talented at complete an utter cuntery as banksThe planned and staged attempts at trying to get their fucking claws even deeper into you than the current account which offers a litany of useless accoutrements for a monthly fee. The contiunual upselling where you call to query a transaction and Pradeep, "My name is Jonathan", tries to get you to take out home insurance.
Banks are a necessary evil but what I dislike is the continual intrusion into my life solely on the basis that "We enable you to live your life as you want" As if their 'personal' banking service has bestowed upon them some kind of family member staus ...... Well fuck you. Fuck you in the arse and your Mum can lick the shitty bit after. Morrison's sell me condoms, does that mean they have a vested right in which sexual position I adopt?
I rally against the wankers. I argue every point, I refuse to give any quarter to them and do it with a smile on my face and a song in my heart - Every pound wrestled back from those Godless motherfuckers is a victory. In the unlikely event that my bank manager's reading (like he'd ever know who I was except a number on a balance sheet) then; Fuck you and all.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:54, 4 replies)
THIS LINE"Well fuck you. Fuck you in the arse and your Mum can lick the shitty bit after."
Wins it.
*click*
(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:16, closed)
So you liek to fuck your family? Congrats.Keep your money in a box under your bed then you simple cunt.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:29, closed)
The problem with advice is that it's not always requiredI don't need to be told how to better manage my money in the same way you don't need to be told how to better pimp your sister.
You shiny faced retard.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:22, closed)
*CLICKS*This and shitloads of it. Fuck those cowardly, grasping, swine. Fuck them in their empty fucking skulls.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:20, closed)
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