BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Once saw a guy piss on an ATMIt was late in Derby city centre, Friday night loads of people out, wanting money out of the cash machine as they do. I was pretty sober and whilst walking down the street, I saw this drunk lad pissing all over the keypad of the town's busiest cash point. Cue a few minutes later and said man had now positioned himself at the opposite side of the street, laughing hysterically everytime somebody used the machine. NOBODY checks the keypad before inserting the card, and by the time people had clocked on to the piss, they HAD to put their finger in just to press the cancel button! Genius.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:39, 4 replies)
What a low cuntHope he copped a flogging.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:20, closed)
Agree......not so much 'genius' as 'twat who needs a kick in the dick'.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:26, closed)
Slaverry pukeSomebody chucked up on the keypad of our local machine once, proper chunky one as well, felt sorry for whoever had to clean that one off.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:57, closed)
SlidersOnce upon a time ATMs had little perspex shields that slid down to protect the electronics and only raised when you put your card in.
Admittedly this prompted pranks such as putting lit bangers inside, just as the screen slid down to see what happened, but you wonder why that feature was removed, leaving screens and keypads to be covered in all manner of crap.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 23:14, closed)
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