BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Enzyme Esq. asked me to put this upso here it is, the most interesting thing I know about banks:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite
"In 1991, paleoscatologist Andrew Jones made international news with his appraisal of the item for insurance purposes: "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen. In its own way, it's as valuable as the Crown Jewels.""
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*clicks*like I said I would.
"Mr" and "Esq" are tautologous, btw. I'm one or the other. Both is overkill.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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Truethey are tautologous, what can I say? I've been in bed with supposed swine flu for a week and I think the various chemicals I've been given have affected my brain...
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Gooood doggy.... who's a good boy? eh? GOOOOOD BOY! Stay! STAY! Good boy!Well... I must say there is a great deal of BANK about at the moment, isn't there. I work up this morning to the BANK report on the radio. I was surprised to hear about BANK. Not only that, I walked out the front door and found the BANK had BANKED all over the driveway.
I got to work, through the terrible BANK - but it wasn't like back in my day - there was BANK galore... oh yes, we had BANK coming out of our ears - you couldn't move for BANK
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likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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Bank?Bank, bank, bank, bank?
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