Banks
Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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^this
Buy yourself a CD, a videogame, a Big Mac Meal, with a credit card. Let it sit on there for a while, and pay the extra £1 or less it might accumulate in 6 months.
Then ask the bank for £60,000 based on your ability to manage a burger-derived debt. They will, absurdly, probably say yes. Good luck!
( , Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)
Buy yourself a CD, a videogame, a Big Mac Meal, with a credit card. Let it sit on there for a while, and pay the extra £1 or less it might accumulate in 6 months.
Then ask the bank for £60,000 based on your ability to manage a burger-derived debt. They will, absurdly, probably say yes. Good luck!
( , Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)
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