BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Stuck Up Celebrity BankersWe had a z-list celeb argument at work once - that ugly bloke from steps (or something) rang up complaining cause his card had been eaten by the machine. So we asked him to come down and bring some ID with him in order to try and help him get his card back.
Anyway, the silly fool sends his secretary down with his passport and driving license, she comes to the counter and starts screaming at the staff after being informed that we could'nt accept the ID on the basis that, even though it's her employers account, he had to be there.
While all the commotion is happening, I'm sat at the back sorting out a load of paying in slips, and my manager comes up to me and asked who the arrogant twat in the suit was.
"Ah ignore her" i said, "she works for H, Boss.."
*hides*
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:22, 4 replies)
Now that'sinventive...
You deserve a beating for it, but it made me laugh, so have a click, mate.
*click*
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SpankyHanky, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:28,
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Clickety'tis good punnage sir
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:45, closed)
reeled in to the very end(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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Always thoughtHBOS sounded like an evil banking empire or an end-of-level boss on a Sega game.
It does. They are. *click
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:17, closed)
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