Late entry for the gyms question?
The changing rooms have two sets of showers. Today, both were out of use. One set because they are being retiled - and have been undergoing retiling for six months (the management apparently labouring under the belief that tiles grow like mildew on walls left unattended).

The other set was closed because someone had taken a shit on the floor in there.




Look - if I say something about deposits, does that make it a bank-related answer?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 21:52, 6 replies)

What the.....
...in the name of all that's holy?

When I'm running the country that'll be a hanging offence.

Along with listening to shit R&B music on a mobile phone in a public place.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 21 Jul 2009, 21:59, closed)

That would have been my reaction...
... except that, in all honesty, I'm not all that surprised. The worst I can say is that it'd only make the showers marginally filthier than they already would have been.

There's a reason that I tend to wait and shower and change when I get back home.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:10, closed)

What this country needs is purges...
...I'm working on the austere moustache.

I can see the tv show trial of the gym crapper now, move aside Cowell. He's on trial next.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:24, closed)

This kind of off topic thread
is best suited to somewhere like Off Topic.

Probably. General mocking may apply.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:19, closed)

Go Baby!
I love late entries.

Ooh err.
(Que?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:00, closed)

Surely
it would have been easier to clean up the turd than make a notice announcing the shower is closed?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, closed)