BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Rough day..This dog walks into a Bank and says:
"Can I arrange a mortgage, three standing orders with my landlord, loan company and somebody I owe money to"
"In fact, while I'm here - can I set up some direct debits for my Gas bill, Electricity and TV licence"
"I'm OK for my council tax cause' I got lucky with the lottery last year - it was only four numbers, but it saw me through for the year, and it keeps me out of the courts I guess..."
And the girl behind the counter says:
"Fuck me, a talking dog.."
Completely off topic, I know, but at least it involves a bank.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:43, 1 reply)
Ha!Stuff like this makes me laugh like a fucking TWAT of the finest order! Cheers!
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SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:28,
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