I keep getting phone calls
from those companies that can consolidate all your loans.
The conversation goes like this.

Company : Would you like to consolidate all your debts.
Me: I don't have any debts.
Company: What about your loans, credit cards and store cards.
Me: I don't have any debts.
Company: What about your overdraft
Me: I don't have any debts.
Company: You don't have any debts?
Me: No, none.
Company: Oh

They always sound confused at the end, I don't think they can cope with the idea of someone having no debts.

It's not strictly true - I do have a mortgage and a loan for the car.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:03, 7 replies)

best re-mortgage
and pay off your car loan then.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:13, closed)

Have you ever considered consolidating all your debts
Into a single, affordable, monthly repayment?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:25, closed)

Which continues
until a time so far in the future that even Doctor Who hasn't seen it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:30, closed)

But if you admitted you had a loan...
Then you would be on the phone for hours.

It's like telling window sellers you don't have any windows. They get confused and hang up.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:20, closed)

When I get calls like this ...
I hand the phone to my 5yo daughter.

Priceless.
(Que?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:53, closed)

This is an excellent idea
I just need to obtain a 5 year old now.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 4:10, closed)

that last line...
"It's not strictly true - I do have a mortgage and a loan for the car."

Just pushes it over the edge. Have a click :)
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 3:58, closed)