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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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I used to earn my keep. I worked as a DBA.
All the servers were named after gods. Every ancient pantheon was represented; Greek, Roman, Assyrian, even fuckin Welsh Pagan deities.
Our Payments system was on a server called HECATE. The fuckin thing was up and down like a whore's knickers. We tried everything.
And then ... I looked up the name. She was the Greek Goddess of Witches. We renamed the server ... and it purred like a kitten. NO trouble at all.
Spooky.
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The server room had a small shinto shrine by the door outside and the reuters servers which broke down a few months back were covered in prayers written on decorative pieces of paper. Flowers in the glass vase on the floor below them were changed daily.
worked a treat.
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Ohio g'fuckin' guymas !!
Are they still showing "The Caddy Shack" with a can of Boddingtons on sunday evenings down the Telerate bar in roppongi? Or have you gone all tepanyaki?
;-)
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they mostly just call it Motown (1 & 2) these days. I call it Ho-town, but if I'm being honest it's absolutely chock-full of she-boys.
I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing...
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