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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."

So, tell us your banking stories of woe.

No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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I walked into the bank today
and Ann Wilson, lead singer from popular 80s band "Heart" was behind the counter!!

I walked up and she asked "how can I get you a loan?"
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:14, 5 replies)
Brilliant
*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:18, closed)
Best pun of the week
cheers and *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:25, closed)
I clicked for the punnage
and also because I saw them in concert two weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:35, closed)
Blimey...
You've got loads of these (bank related puns, that is). *click*
(Truk smells nicer than you, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:28, closed)
.
I feel like if I don't keep thinking up banking-related puns something bad will happen.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:31, closed)

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