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This is a question Wanking Disasters Part II

Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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second?
Also, this question should be called 'Masturbatory Mishaps'. Wanking is about as unisex an expression as getting knocked up...
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:25, 10 replies)
Onanistic Occurrences

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:30, closed)
Self Abuse Atrocities

(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:24, closed)
Frig fail

(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, closed)
Fwapping Faux Pas

Bean Flicking bungles

Hand Shandy Horrors

Frigging Furores
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:57, closed)
Self-Fisting Fiascos

(Rsoles, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:39, closed)
Diddling Disasters

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:59, closed)
Fwapocalypse

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:37, closed)
Winner/\/\/\/\/\

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:53, closed)
Tugging traumas

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:42, closed)
Right-on sister

(mersault, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:48, closed)

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