So how else does a piece of wire end up inside your bladder?
A former relation by marriage suffered for some time from constant pain in his lower abdomen and frequently saw blood in his urine.

Long story short, he eventually had an operation to remove a large bladder stone.

I saw this stone on display in a jar beside his hospital bed, before it was whisked away for analysis.

Turns out that the stone had formed over several years around a short length of wire which had somehow found its way in there.

His mother decided that he must've swallowed the wire when he fell into a pond, aged 8, and that the subject was now closed, all right?

Only he knows for sure what'd gone on, or up, but I reckon he'd shoved it in there himself during some bizarre adolescent willy-play. Kids do things like that.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:38, 4 replies)

Yes they do.
My best friends used to play a game called "green willies."
Wasn't much of a game, really. They put grass stalks down their urethras and giggled a bit.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, closed)

Fucking hell!
Really? That's one fucked up game. Is it even a game? Was there a winner?
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:53, closed)

*resists balls of steel joke*

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:39, closed)

Bit like the opening to Guts there
and fortunately nothing whatsoever like the closing scene.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:20, closed)

Just read that
It gets more and more farfetched. By the time it was really horrendous I was thinking 'Yeah, this is Final Destination!'

The candle wax though, where he loses his career, that's really sad. Wouldn't happen here as the good old NHS would dig it all out for nothing.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:20, closed)

"Kids do things like that"
Yeah, so do adults, he he. I'm going to watch a Mistress demonstrating her urethral sounds on some lucky chap next week, last time I had to cling to the wall for fear of falling, I felt faint. Still, better than connecting it up to the TENS machine, which is what I heard suggested...
(Rsoles, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:48, closed)

tens machine
great fun but not as much fun as those 'monging' machines that make it look like you have an extreme case of Parkinson's try one of those in bed next time you get a chance but dear god dont try it when you are getting a blow job
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:27, closed)

So perhaps little Johnny was conducting his own personal 'sound test'?
Funnily enough, he is now an electrician.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:21, closed)